Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the udder side.
I had problems milking my cow one morning. It was an udder failure.
Why do cows have hooves? Because they lactose!
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What do you get when you insert human DNA into a goat? Banned from the petting zoo!
What did mama cow say to baby cow? -- "It's pasture bed time."
One time, a cow saved my life. -- It was bovine intervention.
Where do cows go on holiday? -- Moo Zealand.
Why are theaters popular among cows? -- They enjoy watching moovies.
Why did Beethoven get rid of his chickens? -- All they said was, "Bach, Bach, Bach..."
Why does a milking stool only have 3 legs? -- Because the cow has the udder.
Why do cows wear bells? -- Because their horns don't work.
