Far From Home jokes

What movie does an orphan hate?

"Spider-Man: Far From Home."

We got Spider-Man Homecoming, Spider-Man Far from Home, then Spider-Man No Way Home, considering society’s current state and how shitty 2023 is, the next movie is probably gonna be Spider-Man Homosexual.

I once told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man because he is far from home.

Your dad is Spider-Man because he’s far from home.

Why would an orphan be a good Spider-Man?

Because his parents will be far from home.

Your eyebrows are far from home just like your dad.

Your dad's Spider-Man because he's far from home.

I told an orphan his dad is Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Why do orphans like Spider-Man?

'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!

What’s an orphan's favorite Marvel film?

Spider-Man: Far From Home.

Knock knock. Hwoo's there? Far from home. Hwoo's far from home? Spider-Man.