Newest Family Jokes - Page 23

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

Your mama so fat she’s on both sides of the family

Or is she asking her son, “Do you know Newton?” The boy said, “No, I don’t know.” She said to him, “If you had paid attention to your lessons, you would have known him!!” The boy said, “Ok, do you know Ikhlod?” She said to him, “No, who is she?” He said to her, “If you had paid attention to your husband, you would have known her.” The important thing is that the boy is currently a week with his uncles and a week with his turbans.

Your mom oh wait you don't have one

Why cant an or phan get a tatoe at a young age. They dont have parent premison

Mom: can I tell you a joke Kid: sure Mom: Knock Knock Kid: Who there Mom: Not yo Kid: Not Yo Who Mom: Not Yo Father Kid: Not Yo Husband Either

I Tried to give directions to a orphan but he got lost bc there was no home

Why do kids prefer to spend more time with there dad than there mom?

They already know that there dad is gonna get " Milk " and never return

jake in influencer land be like (meme i made)

People in California after 27 years
of turmoil, debt, and the death of
all their family members, finally
getting a house for $20 Million

Q:Whats a orphans favorite game.... A: the sims 4 cause then they can simulate having a family.

I'm 17 right, anyways the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago but they still haven't told the joke yet.

Orphans are lonely

People say my dad left me and was never successful, but if you search up who destroyed the twin towers he will pop up. Also, my moms great grandpa killed Hitler

Kid: " Mom I had a scary dream can I come sleep with you and dad " Mom: " sure sweetie sleep in the middle " Kid: " Dad can you get the remote out of my back " Dad: " That isn't the remote "

*Weird background music*