Family Tree jokes

Why did the orphan get 1 mark out of 6 from a project yesterday? Because it was a family tree project.

What is an orphan's family tree?

A stump.

Your family tree looks like a circle 💀💀💀

I told kids to make a family tree. God, I love working at the orphanages.

What is the difference between an apple and an orphan?

An apple has a family tree.

Q: What season can an orphan see their family tree?

A: Fall.

If you don't get it, in the fall trees have no leaves, there [are] just empty branches, like an orphan's tree.

Q: How to hit an orphan?

A: Hit them with a family tree.

I asked my girlfriend if she wanted to join my family tree... She dropped the rope and ran.

Looks like the gene pool in your family is about three inches deep.

One man's trash is another man's treasure... Wonderful saying, horrible way to find out you're adopted.

What do you call an orphan's family tree? A stump.

Ur dad lesbian.

Ur sister a mister.

Ur family tree LGBT.

Ur family reunion a homosexual communion.