Family Size jokes
What's the food orphans can't eat?
Family-sized ice cream.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Being an orphan isn’t all bad.
On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.
Why can’t orphans eat cereal?
It says, "Family size."
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
What type of chip can orphan's not eat? The Lay's Family Size chips!
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.
What's the best part of being an orphan?
All the chips and candy bars are family sized.
I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.