Family Size

Family Size jokes

Orphan

Q: Why is it good being an orphan?

A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.

Orphan

Do you ever wonder why orphans buy small cereal boxes? It's because they can't get family size.

Orphan

I was walking to the store, and then this boy told me, "I'm an orphan and I have no money." He wanted M\&Ms. I gave him a family-sized bag.

Orphan

Being an orphan isn’t all bad.

On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.

Orphan

Why do orphans not get family size [items]?

Because they don’t have a family to share with.

Orphan

What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)

What do orphans call a family photo? A selfie.

Orphan

What's the best part of being an orphan?

All the chips and candy bars are family sized.

Orphan

I got sent to the principal's office for giving an orphan kid a family-size pack.

Orphan

Why do orphans don't like to eat big bags of chips? Because they're family size.