Family Size jokes
Why do orphans not get family size [items]?
Because they don’t have a family to share with.
There is an upside to being an orphan. Every bag of chips is family size.
Why can't orphans eat Doritos? Because it's family size.
Orphans get family-sized chips for free.
Why can't the orphan eat Doritos?
They were all family sized!
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
What is never ordered in an orphanage?
A family sized pizza!
What's the only good thing about being an orphan?
All snacks are family sized!
Any food an orphan has is a family-sized meal.
Q: Why is it good being an orphan?
A: Because the family sized bag is all there's.
Why are orphans so lucky?
Every crisp packet is family sized.
What are two plus sides to being an orphan?
1. All your snacks are family sized.
2. No one can make jokes about your mama.
Why do orphans love chips? They love the family-sized ones, too!
Why are orphans so skinny?
They never eat anything that is family size.
Why can't orphans eat chips?
'Cause they're family sized!
Why can't orphans go big? When you go big, it's considered family size.
Why couldn't the orphan buy chips?
They were all family sized.
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said, "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there," the boy replied.
The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked, "Do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" The boy replied, "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing," said the pharmacist.
That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. The girl's father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "You never told me that you were so religious." The boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist."
Why can't orphans eat a large bag of chips? Because they're family size.