Being an orphan isn’t all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family sized.
Do you ever wonder why Orphans buy small cereal box's. Its because they can't get family size
A boy and girl in high school started dating for a while and things were going so well that the girl decided to invite the boy on a weekend trip. She said "I want you to come spend the weekend at our lakehouse and meet my parents. While we're there, I'd also like to take our relationship to the next level." "I'm there" the boy replied. The boy was so excited that he ran straight to the pharmacy to pick up some protection. He walked up to the pharmacist and told him about his weekend to come and said he needed some condoms. The pharmacist asked "do you want the 3 pack, 6 pack, or family sized 24 pack?" the boy replied " "I plan on getting busy all weekend. I'm not gonna stop pounding her till I'm black and blue. Give me the family pack." "Sure thing" said the pharmacist. That weekend the boy went to the lakehouse and the whole family was sitting down at the dinner table to pray. the girls father asked the boy to say grace. The boy prayed and prayed. Almost ten minutes went by. Finally, the girl leaned over to the boy and said, "you never told me that you were so religious" the boy replied, "You never told me that your dad was a pharmacist"
Why can’t orphans eat cereal
It says family size
The best part of working at an orphanage is you can give them family-size chips.
Why do orphans not get family size because they don’t have a family to share with
What's a benefit of being an orphan? The chips always come in a family size :)
What do orphans call a family photo? A Selfie
What's the best part of being an orphan? All the chips and many bars are family sized.
I got sent to the principles office for giving a orphan kid a family size pack
any food a orphan has is a family sized meal
Why do Orphans don’t like to eat big bags of chips : because there family size