Family Restaurants

Family Restaurants Jokes

A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

Why can’t orthons eat at a family restaurant? Because then don’t have a mom or dad

Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

Because they don't have a family to go with.

An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.