Family Restaurants jokes
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Where can you never take an orphan to dinner?
Family restaurants.
Why can't orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Because there is no family.
Can an orphan go to a family restaurant?
A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."
Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!
Why couldn’t an orphan go to a family restaurant?
Because an orphan doesn’t have a family.
Can orphans eat at a family restaurant?
Bob's Family Restaurant:
Orphans:
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Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.
Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?
Because they don't have a family to go with.
An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.
"I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.
Why did the orphan not get service at the restaurant?
Because it was a family restaurant!
Little Johnny was eating dinner with his family. His mother went around the table and asked, "Mark, what would you like to eat?" Mark said, "I'd like some fucking potatoes." *SMACK*! Mother slapped Mark. She then asked Suzie, "What would you like to eat?" "Well, I'd like some fucking potatoes," said Suzie. *SMAACK*! She slapped Suzie. "Okay, Johnny, what would you like to eat?" "Well.... I sure as hell don't want no fucking potatoes."
These jokes are fun for the whole family to enjoy.
When meeting her parents doesn't require you to leave the house.
I thought of having a threesome, but then I realized that if I wanted to disappoint two people at one time I might as well have dinner with my parents.