Family Restaurants

Family Restaurants jokes

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Orphan

  • Who comes when an orphan gets married? They are allowed back in family restaurants, but when I go in alone, I'm not allowed. I have some parents, for God's sake!

    Orphan

  • An orphan goes to a family restaurant with her doll.

    "I'm sorry but you can't be here," said the man. "This is a family restaurant." The orphan said, "This is my family," then pointed to her doll.

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    Orphan

  • Why can’t orphans eat at a family restaurant? Because they don’t have a mom or dad.

    Orphan

  • A kid goes into a restaurant without parents, and a waitress came up and said, "You have to leave; this is a family restaurant."

    Orphan

  • Why can't orphans go to family restaurants?

    Because they don't have a family to go with.

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