Fallen angel jokes

Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.