Fallen angel jokes

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.

Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?

Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

If you're sleeping, and you fall in your dream, you may have died, and the angels dropped you.

Or you don't wake up, and you were on your way to hell.

Today a child asked if I was an angel. I asked why, and he said, "Mommy says that angels have marks on their wrists because they don't want to be in this world."

Why do you think after death the angel says do not be afraid?

Search up biblically accurate angels.