Fallen angel jokes

I was lying on the living room carpet the other day with my girlfriend on top of me in wings and a tutu, making out.

I called her the Fallen Angel.

"Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven? You're adopted. Haley says she likes me more than you."

Did you fall from Heaven? Because so did Satan.

Angel: Did it hurt when you fell from Heaven?

Satan: Could you like FUCK OFF FOR ONE MINUTE?

Did you fall from heaven? Because you really did a damage on your face.