Eye color jokes
What does it mean if you can remember a girl's eye color?
She had small tits.
The colors red, white, and blue are the colors of freedom. Until they are flashing behind you.
Donald Trump is proud of being white, which is strange, considering he's orange. Makes you wonder why he didn't pull a Michael Jackson and bleach his own skin....
What turns red, blue then white? The last person that I'd strangle.
I just found out I'm colorblind. It came out of the yellow.
