Extreme jokes
Your forehead is so big that it made Mona Lisa smile.
You're so emo, the sun turned black.
Which book takes an extreme turn and has an incredible plot twist?
- The math book. Suddenly letters appear in the calculations...
I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"
Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.
Mama is so Catholic, Swiss cheese wishes it was as holy as she is. Do you...
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
Your dad's hairline was so long that he died.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
Ur mom was so fat that even Jon Brower Minnoch was ten times less fat.
If mom saw you, she would die and be happy because of you being ugly.
This isn't a joke, but I'm a survivor and use humor to cope. I find these extremely funny, so please leave the people writing these alone 😭
You're so ugly the whole world faked a virus just so you could wear a mask.
You're so weak, someone breathed on you and you flew away!
If gay means happy, then I'm extremely homophobic.
You're so skinny that your mom had to use a whole shampoo bottle on your head, but she still couldn’t find you.
If you’re gonna have a gangbang, make it extreme!
You're so poor, when a robber robs your house, they feel bad for you and just leave.
What do you call an elite bungee jumper? An emo kid.
The woman became extremely uncomfortable with the man she had just met. While he lay beside her, romantically kissing and stroking her neck he whispered, “I called the number you gave me at the bar tonight. Someone named Alvin answered who has never heard of you.”
I've got not much of anything to be honest.
Been in special classes in school.
Not liked by people.
Only relationship I've ever had and she cheated on me.
31 years old and never had sex, pathetic.
Not very smart.
Don't look good.
Hate myself more than anything.
Been a failure at everything in life.
Probably be alone forever.
People treat me like crap.
Can't do anything right.
And the list goes on and on.
So the question is why haven't I killed myself yet? The answer is, I forget. I'm a extreme procrastinator, keep just putting it off because I'll probably just fuck it up anyway.