Exquisiteness jokes
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
I like my humor like my people. Well done.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
Community talk
For context, the “G” club is the club for people who are nice to me. :)
Thx for the support, G’s (aka Wade, Exquisite Toad, and Depre$$0_Expre$$0.)
Is E.T (Exquisite Toad) on?
AYO GO FOLLOW EXQUISITE TOAD BEFORE SILLY INC MAKES MEMES ABOUT FRO-