Exquisiteness jokes
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!
That's the best I've done so far.
If sex with three people is called a threesome and sex with four people is called a foursome, I guess now it's clear why everyone calls me handsome.
Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I'm just kidding!"
Isn't Gwen the most thoughtful person?
My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.
Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”
That's the best I've done so far.
Community talk
For context, the “G” club is the club for people who are nice to me. :)
Thx for the support, G’s (aka Wade, Exquisite Toad, and Depre$$0_Expre$$0.)
Is E.T (Exquisite Toad) on?
AYO GO FOLLOW EXQUISITE TOAD BEFORE SILLY INC MAKES MEMES ABOUT FRO-