Exponential Equation jokes

Why can't atheists solve exponential equations?

Because they don't believe in higher powers.

Atheists don't solve exponential equations because they don't believe in higher powers.

What does e equal?

I don’t know, a bunch of random numbers, but e=mc2.

Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?

A: Duhhh!

Comment: Then solve it!

Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a

Solve this equation: a gay boy + a whole lot of drugs = A hyped up f'ing machine.