Exorciser jokes
What do fat demons hate? Exorcise.
Q: What do priests do to stay in shape?
A: They exorcise.
What’s the opposite of an exorcism?
It’s when Satan has to tell the priest to come out of the child.
Did you hear about the new Exorcist movie? The Devil came to get the Priest out of the child.
What is a reversed exorcism?
It's when it's the demon who's telling the priest to get out of the child's body.
What is a reverse exorcism? It is when the Devil tries to pull a priest out of a child.
My ex got into a bad accident recently. I told the doctors the wrong blood type. Now she will really know what rejection feels like.