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Sex

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My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex between 1-10.

Last night we tried anal, she kept shouting 9!

That's the best I've done so far.

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  • Sex

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    My German girlfriend likes to rate our sex on a scale of 1-10.

    Last night we tried anal, and she kept shouting “9!”

    That's the best I've done so far.

    Toy

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    I asked my wife if I could use toys during sex last night. You should've seen her face when I rolled my Hot Wheels across her tits.

    Blowjob

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    Did you ever receive an anonymous blowjob from another male under the handicapped stall inside the public men's restroom at a rest area and did you have an orgasm and was it the best orgasm that you ever had?

    Heterosexual men

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    Why do heterosexual men like to receive an anonymous blowjob at an adult bookstore? Because they don't want gay men and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out that they also like getting their cocks sucked by men, but they don't want gay and bisexual men in the LGBT community to find out.

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