EPA jokes
What does the EPA issue when a person stinks up a room with their smelly farts?
Air quality alert code brown!
I have an EpiPen.
My friend gave it to me when he was dying.
It seemed really important to him that I have it.
Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES
The gayest person in the world is Pacman. You can pay him 50 cents to eat 200 balls.
What starts with e, ends with e, and only contains one letter? -- An envelope.
What starts with E, ends with E, and has only 1 letter in it? An envelope.
What’s worse than George Bush doing 9/11? Jeffrey Epstein doing nine Elevens.