Entryway jokes
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Patient: “Doctor, my bottom hurts.”
Doctor: “Can you tell me exactly where it hurts?”
Patient: “Right around the entrance.”
Doctor: “As long as you call it the entrance, it will hurt.”
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.