Entryway jokes
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Hi, welcome to Dave's Orphanage. You make them, we take them. How may I help you?
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
We can't go under it...
We can't go over it...
We have to go through it!