Entryway jokes
When is a door not a door? When it's ajar.
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Q: How do you make a door cry?
A: Twist its knob.
Q: What do you call a guy with no arms or legs in front of a door?
A: Mat.
What do you call the door that is cute and adorable?
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
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A blind man walks into a bar, and a table, and a door, and a staircase.
Two men walk into a bar. You'd think the second one would've seen it.
Why do we drive on parkways and park on driveways?
An Irish-man walks out of a bar.
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How do you know you broke into a gay man’s house?
They only have a back door.