Enlistment jokes

What is the best way to run away from home?

Join the military.

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

I got kicked off Ancestry for asking if anyone wants to fuh.

An old man goes to a church and is making a confession:

Man: "Father, I am 75 years old. I have been married for 50 years. All these years I had been faithful to my wife, but yesterday I was intimate with an 18-year-old."

Father: "When was the last time you made a confession?"

Man: "I never have, I am Jewish."

Father: "Then why are telling me all this?"

Man: "I’m telling everybody!"