Enlistment jokes

what do you call 6 gay men in WWII?

Rainbow Six Siege.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

Like this if you are in elementary, middle school, or high school.

I once had an emo friend doing a course for the marines. He made the cut.

So, a guy is evading the draft. The cops bang on his door, and he runs out the back, through an alleyway onto a road. He finds a nun and asks if he can hide under her blouse. She complies, and the cops walk by and don't see them. The man comes back up from under the nun's blouse and says, "Hey man, you've got a pair of balls!" The nun says, "I didn't wanna be drafted either..."