Enlistment jokes

When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.

Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.

I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.

We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!

What do you call 6 gay men going to war?

Rainbow 6 Siege.