Enlistment jokes
When you're fighting with the emo kid and he brings his friends. Now you gotta fight the suicide squad.
Which branch of the military accepts toddlers? The infantry.
NIKADO AVACADO JOINS THE MILITARY
I saw two men wearing the same clothing and walking together, so I asked both of them if they were gay. They did not hesitate arresting me after I said that.
We need more women in the military! They can bleed for weeks and still not die!
What do you call 6 gay men going to war?
Rainbow 6 Siege.
