Emigration jokes
Why does Mexico never hold the Olympics? Because everyone that can run, jump, and swim is already out of the country.
Ukrainians leave without saying goodbye.
Russians say goodbye without leaving.
Because of all the rampant inbreeding in America, it's not a surprise that Hollywood had to poach models, comedians, and actors from Canada and Australia.
Immigration jokes just cross the line.
How can a person from Alabama tell that someone is an illegal immigrant?
If they are dating someone that isn't related to them.
My town's population never changes. Every time a girl gets pregnant, a guy leaves town.
Why can orphans travel around so much? They never get homesick.
