Embellishment jokes

Ankle

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You can tell a lot about a woman from her ankles. If they are on your shoulders, she probably likes you.

Husband

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Wife: "How would you describe me?"

Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."

Wife: "What does that mean?"

Husband: "Adorable (A), beautiful (B), cute (C), delightful (D), elegant (E), fashionable (F), gorgeous (G), and hot (H)."

Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"

Husband: "I'm just kidding!"

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    The body is just a vessel, like a ship with nobody onboard drifting in the blackness of the sea. When you look up you see the stars dazzled where the stars have long passed but the light still travels, the near infinite beauty must have a creator, who embellishes the space between the heavens and the earth, in my mind, even a rock has a soul and speaks profound speech. This is the power of my Lord the Exalted, above our highest level of consciousness.