Embassy jokes

How does NASA organize a party? -- They planet.

Three men are on a boat. They have four cigarettes, but nothing to light them with. So, they throw a cigarette overboard and the whole boat becomes a cigarette lighter.

How did I escape from Iraq, Iran?

I've sadly received a rejection letter from NASA. Strangely, it says there's no space on their training program.

The American salute starts with your hand facing flat towards the ground on your head.

The British salute starts with your hand against your head just like the American salute.

The French salute starts with your hands in the air.

The Saudi salute starts with you being bent over with a camel tongue in your ass.