Egg joke jokes

You know why eggs can't tell jokes?

They crack each other up!

What do eggs use in war? Eggk47s get my yolk this is really cracking me up!

They’d probably get shellshocked, wasn’t it all eggcellent? Ok, Ok, I’m headed for the egg-it.

Why did the new egg fell so good? It just got laid.

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

Are you an egg? 'Cause your jokes ain't funny.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.