Egg joke jokes

You wanna hear an Indian egg joke? (yeah-)

Never mind. You won't understand.

What is an egg joke?

Egg-xcellent question!

My god, my egg jokes are eggcellent!

I told my friend an egg joke yesterday.

He thought it was eggcellent.

Why did George Clooney like egg jokes?

Because he had good taste.

My friend wanted to say egg puns, so I told him, "Omelette you do your egg jokes."

What did the egg say to the blender? Nothing. It's an egg joke.