Efficiency jokes
Why don't black lives matter anymore?
Because a harvester is more efficient at picking crops than slaves.
Why would you make jokes about birth control?
It's a great labour-saving invention.
I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
When I'm peeing in a toilet I don't pee directly into the water. I pee on the curved part of the bowl beside the water because I figure it splashes less, but when you're peeing that close to the edge, the sporadic tiny offshoots of pee become a greater threat.
I'm not sure if the accumulation of these offshoots is greater than the potential splashback from peeing mid-bowl. It's possible that I'm thinking about this too much, but it's also possible that I'm not thinking about this enough.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? Nine.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.