I'm great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once.
What was Hitler known for?
His exceptional cost efficiency.
I'm not suicidal, I'm just speedrunning life.
FEMA during a natural disaster is kinda like me during sex. Slow to respond and not a lot of satisfying results.
There's two types of emo people:
1. People that cut side to side.
2. And people that cut up and down.
The most efficient is up and down.
Chuck Norris can make 5 minute frosting in 4 minutes.
How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb? -- One. They are efficient and don't have humor.
