Earner jokes

I won the lottery for a million dollars today, so I decided to donate a quarter of it to charity.

I now have $999,999.75.

I was in the corner shop and the Indian woman was sporting a red dot on her forehead. I scratched it off and won a fucking Ford Focus!

Jake Paul

My best friend is transgender; she transitioned from a man into a woman. I think it's courageous of her to take a pay cut like that.

bradley