Dwarves jokes
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 馃榿馃榿馃榿馃榿
The cold winter night, there was a cabin in the woods. The cabin housed 3 men. The men were gay but they did not know.
Fili: "Fili." Kili: "And Kili." Fili and Kili: "At your service." Kili: "You must be Mr. Baggins." Bilbo: "No! You can鈥檛 come in, you鈥檝e come to the wrong house." Kili: "What?! Has it been canceled?" Fili: "No one told us." Bilbo: "Can...! No, nothing鈥檚 been canceled." Kili: "That鈥檚 a relief." Fili: "Careful with these, I just had them sharpened." Kili: "It鈥檚 nice, this place. Did you do it yourself?" Bilbo: "Uh...no, it鈥檚 been in the family for years. That鈥檚 my mother鈥檚 glory box, can you please not do that?" Dwalin: "Fili, Ki颅li, come on, give us a hand." Kili: "Mr. Dwalin." Balin: "Let鈥檚 shove this in the hole, or otherwise we鈥檒l never get everyone in." Bilbo: "Ev...everyone?! How many more are there? Oh, no! No, no. There鈥檚 nobody home! Go away, and bother somebody else! There鈥檚 far too many dwarves in my dining room as it is. If...if this is some blockhead鈥檚 idea of a joke, I can only say, it is in very poor taste!" One of the Dwarves: "Get off, you big lump!"
Then the men only had one seat they had in the cabin. It was a bar seat. they were able to flip it upside down and fit all of them on it.
Why does everyone respect midgets and dwarves?
They never look down on anyone.
My ex-wife was smoking pot with Snow White, when the 7 dwarfs saw them they sang...
"Look at those high Ho's! Hiiiiiiii Hoooooo'sssss!!!!"