Due Date jokes
Chinese kid was born before the due date. Parents name him "Sudden Lee."
Why are there only 363 days in an orphan's calendar? They don't have Father's or Mother's Day.
September 11, bring your plane to work day.
People were talking and asking what's the worst day of the year for them.
Person 1: "The first day of school because I don't like going to school."
Person 2: "Valentine's day because it's too lovey."
Me: "Oh nice, mine is my birthday because it's when I was born."
That time when you realize that Osama bin Laden and Carrie Underwood share the same birthday...
Did you hear about the two guys who stole a calendar?
No?
They both got six months.
