Duckling jokes

What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.

Duck my sick.

Duck!!

Where??

Quack, quack, quack, quack, quack, quack.

Lol, dick, I'm the dick and duck.

What's the difference between a duck?

What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.