Duckling jokes
What's the difference between a cranky two-year-old and a duckling? One is a whiny toddler, and the other is a tiny waddler.
What do a bike and a rubber duck have in common? They both have a handlebar, except for the duck.
Memes
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt-quack.
A duck walks into a bar. The duck says to the bartender, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No." Then the duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "NO!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any bread?" The bartender says, "No, and if you say that one more time I will nail your bill to this bar!" The duck says, "Hey bartender, got any nails?" The bartender says, "No." The duck says, "Well then, bartender, got any bread?"
Why do ducks have feathers?
To cover their butt, quack!
What did the duck say to the drug dealer?
Gimme some of that quack!
