Drywall jokes
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
How many babies does it take to paint a wall?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Community talk
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more