Drywall jokes
I nutted on the wall, call that a walnut.
How do Mexicans feel about Trump's wall? -- They'll get over it.
My ceiling isn't the best... But it's up there!
I am a big fan of whiteboards. I find them quite re-markable.
The experienced carpenter really nailed it, but the new guy screwed everything up.
Community talk
Just gonna stand there and watch me burn? Well, that's alright, because I like the way it hurts Just gonna stand there and hear me cry? Well, that's alright, because I love the way you lie I love the way you lie I can't tell you what it really is I can only tell you what it feels like And right now, there's a steel knife in my windpipe I can't breathe, but I still fight while I can fight As long as the wrong feels ri… Read more