I have returned. Anyways, what do you call it when you're actually in Panera Bread, being in Panera Bread?
DoS Jokes
What do you call an orphan who takes a selfie?
A family portrait.
What do the Twin Towers and genders have in common? There used to be two of them, but now it's a sensitive subject.
"I work with animals," a guy says to his date.
"That's so sweet," she replies. "I love a man who cares about animals. Where do you work?"
"I'm a butcher," he replies.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Doesn’t matter what you call him, he won’t come anyway.
When ordering food at a new restaurant, my wife asked the waiter what they do to prepare their chicken.
“Nothing special,” he explained. “We just tell them they’re going to die.”
My husband and I have reached the difficult decision that we do not want children.
If anybody does, please just send me your contact details and we can drop them off tomorrow.
Q: What do you call a blind German man?
Q: A not-see (Nazi).
What do Germans do to ask a question? They salute.
What do you call a shadow?
Tyrone, don’t be a coon!
What do u call a Muslim praying: Allahu akbar.
What do you call a black person having a fit?
A chocolate milkshake.
Person: So, Jimmy, what do you do all day?
Jimmy Savile: Anyone who I can do.
What do strippers and peanut butter have in common?
They both like oil.
Do you wanna eat makeup, 'cause you're not pretty on the inside?
What do you call a white man that’s blind?
Asian eyes.
What do you call an autistic black man with a rifle?
Black ops.
So one time I was with my girlfriend, crazy, right? But we were doing a TikTok eye follow challenge, and she pulled up a pic of Gwen Stacy from Into the Spider-Verse, and I looked somewhere I shouldn’t have, and she smacked me, and I changed to the Rock, and you know where she looked? WTF, right in the no-no square, and since she was a girl, all I could do was sit back and watch.
What do you call a person with a flip flop?
My dad.
One night a guy asked his wife where she wanted to eat. She said, "Chinese food," so he flew her to China. The next night, he asked her what she wanted to eat. She said, "Indian food," so he flew her to India. The last night, he said, "What do you want to eat?" and she said she wanted nothing, so he flew her to Africa.
