DoS jokes
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
I just overheard this but:
How do you make a party in space?
You planet.
Once Roblox popped up in my server, be like, "Roblox, what are you doing?"
Me: "What the heck?" Me: "How did I get in your server?"
Roblox: "You've been banned for just cheating!"
What do you call a person in a wheelchair that lives in Africa?
Dry Vegetable.
Do you know that foundation called "Autism Speaks"?
No, it screeches.
what do baby’s and grenades have in common?
They both are silent but then when thrown at someone make a loud noise
What do you do when you see a lady in a wheelchair?
You grab a stick and put it through the wheelchair and call her nunchucks.
What do you call a Pegasus that is being sus?
A megasus!