DoS jokes
What do you call an autistic kid with a rocket ship? A cocker.
Why do orphans that go to their friend's house get this reaction from the friend's mom:
"Go back to your house, it's late." "Finn, wait, can I have your mom's phone number?" "Finn, wait, aren't you an orphan?" "Wait, don't you have a phone, Finn?" "Wait, I forgot, you don't have a phone because nobody wanted to get you a phone or to get you."
What do a mole and an eagle have in common?
They live underground, except for the eagle. Lol.
What do you call an emo with no breasts? A cutting board.
What do you call a cripple convention? A salad.
How do you anger a Republican?
Tell him the truth.
How do you anger a Libertarian?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a democrat?
Don't tell him the truth.
How do you anger a white Christian nationalist?
Tell him the truth.
What do you call a cute door? A-door-able!
What do you call the bell at the Asian restaurant?
I'm ta ping it, some ting won.
Why should a feminist never be allowed to join the UAW United Auto Workers?
Because the only thing that a feminist will do in the UAW United Auto Workers, is eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom and she will only pay her membership dues, if she is allowed to eat pussy all day inside the women's restroom.
Q: Do you know why black people have nightmares?
A: Because we shot the last one who had a dream.
Why should a feminist never join the United Auto Workers, UAW?
Because the only thing that a feminist would do in the United Auto Workers, UAW is lick pussy all day in the woman's restroom.
How do the Powerpuff Girls vape?
They take a "power puff."
I snorted a line of coke off my 8-year-old sister’s tiny prepubescent vag. She just laid there and let me do it without complaining, probably because she was already dead.
Q: What do you call deaf Magic Johnson?
A: Hearing Aids.
What kind of shells do tanks use to cheat?
A-cheat shells.
What do you call a fat Indian sat on the floor?
A meatball/malteser.
Sans: What do you call a skeleton snake?
A rattler!
Sans: ha ha ha ha!!