Why do high tides come up so high?
Because they come up to say hi.
DoS Jokes
What do you call someone without a body and a nose? Nobody knows.
* Sans at Sans' favorite restaurant* Sans: Hey, Frisk, what do you eat today?
Frisk: One knife, plz.
Sans: Ok, one knife, plz.
Waiter: You eat a knife?
Frisk: Yes.
*Waiter asking for one knife*
Waiter: Here you go.
Frisk: Thanks you.
What do you call a kid with Down syndrome who plays basketball?
Dribble.
Why do orphans go to church?
Because they can call someone "father."
Teacher: "Do you guys want to get in trouble?"
Kid named Teacher: *
Now it's time to make fun of Asians.
What do you call an Asian eating jelly? Yellow Jell-O.
Q: Do you know why transgender people are good at being carpenters?
A: Because they have more experience cutting off their wood.
Q. Why do orphans love elevators?
A. Because they're the only things to raise them.
What does an orphan wish they could do?
Wish happy Mother's Day and Father's Day.
Do you guys know what KFC stands for? It stands for kidnapping foster children.
I hate my stupid wrinkly ring doing f, dad!
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They don't know where the home is.
Also, what do you call an orphan taking a selfie?
A family photo.
Why do Indian guys never have gfs? Because they always pick curry and biryani over girls.
Yo mama's so poor that when I was walking down the street, I saw her kicking the trash can, and I asked, "What are you doing?" She said, "I'm moving!"
What do you call a paraplegic cannibal?
"Dine and dash."
What do you call a group of gay gamers?
Rainbow Six.
What do you call a gay person on fire?
LGBBQ
Me after I watch a brother and sister do it: "Me, sister, let's do it";-;
Do y'all know the saying "Hang in there?" Well, fuck that, because I might as well be hanging myself.
