What do you call a black person scuba diving? A black diver (an armor set from DeepWoken). Did anyone laugh at that, or?? Augh, I guess I'm alone.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a cow without legs? Ground beef.
What do you call a deep diver? A DeepWoken player.
What do you call a fast boat?
Usain Boat.
What do you call a chubby Robert Pattinson? The Fatman.
What do you call Thanatos' favorite app on his phone?
What do I and a brand new chandelier have in common?
One of these days, we’re both gonna be hanging from the ceiling.
A depressed man buys a gun for suicide, but then thinks, "maybe I shouldn't be doing this," and asks a friend for help. He returns with a rope.
What do you call a transgender person in a wheelchair?
An Autobot.
How do you open a banana? Answer with a mon-key.
What do you call a 17-year-old orphan?
Homeless.
What flavor ice cream do rape victims enjoy?
Cock flavor.
Where do rape victims live?
In kennels.
How do you know if a rapist loves you?
He will rape you many times.
Why do French people eat snails?
Because they don't like fast food.
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can never do a home run.
What do you call a bald person on fire?
A fried egg.
Why can't Asians do word searches?
They can't see the words.
Is it just me, or do these gays need to leave me alone?
What do you call a nut that screws and then bolts?
An escapee from a mental hospital.
