DoS jokes
What do you call a fat downie?
A couch potato.
What do you call a bunch of autistic kids in a box?
A toolbox.
Why are most politicians in the closet or gay?
Because all they can do is mandate.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth pics.
How do you make holy water?
You boil the hell out of it.
I tried to make a pun about cheese, but I couldn't think of any good "whey" to do it.
How do you organize a space party? You "planet" with some "cheddar" and "brie"-pare for launch!
What do you call a pile of cats? A meowtain.
What do you call a pile of cheese? A cheese grater.
How do you prevent a physics teacher from drowning? Shoot her before she touches the water.
What's the definition of suspicious?...
A nun doing sit-ups in a cucumber field. 💀
What do you call a blind German man?
A Nazi.
What do you call a movie with Arnold Schwarzenegger and Bill Cosby?
Predator.
What do babies and explosives have in common?
They both make a noise when you throw them.
What do you call a gay retard? Fruit and vegetable soup.
What do you call a Chinese millionaire?
Cha ching.
What do sharks and humans have alike? The great white one.
Question: What do you say to give a woman from West Virginia a "Nice Compliment"?
Answer: You say to her: "NICE TOOTH!"
A man's daughter comes home from school and asks her dad if she can borrow the car.
The father replies, "No, it's too late at night."
The daughter says, "C'mon, Dad. I'll do anything."
The dad says, "OK, suck my dick."
The daughter says, "No, that's disgusting."
The dad says, "You want the car. You said you'll do anything."
The daughter agrees. Just as she is about to put her father's dick into her mouth, she stops and says, "Eww, Dad, your dick smells like shit."
The dad replies, "Yeah, well, your brother borrowed the car about an hour ago."
I just went to India and thought, "Why do they have so many sniper hitmen?" It turns out the red dot isn't a sniper laser.
Guy with no arms: Even if I don’t have arms, I can do everything you can do.
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