Q: What do you call a clean idiot?
A: Soap on a Dope.
What do u call a man who lost his car??
Carlos
What do u call a man with rubber toes??
Roberto
My dog got mad at me for touching his toy do you know what he said....... get your paws off 💩💩💩
Why do the Greeks and Romans like food? Because food is good for you.
What do you call a broken pencil? Never mind, it's pointless!
What do you call a Mexican that lost his car?
Carlos.
What do you call the only Trump Supporter to follow his orders to obstruct justice?
Answer: Attorney General William Barr!
How do you measure the circumference of Uranus?
By the rings around it.
What do you call a group of masturbating cows? Beef stroganoff
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed? Tell them to clap til' their parents get home.
Why do I f*** my mom?
Like father like son. #batabababa
Why do flamingos sleep with one leg up?
Because if they slept with both legs up, they would fall over!
What do you call a violent fish?
A smackeral!
How do you get two deaf people from fighting?
Turn off the lights and walk out.
How do you know a gay guy has been in your house?
There are speedos in the microwave.
What do you call a cow that has been shot?
Holy cow!
What do you give a armless kid for Christmas?
Nothing because they can't open the gift.
After the shooting, people were asking why they would do it.
They wanted to stop but it turns out they were playing an online game.
Why do cemeteries have fences around them? People are dying to get in.
