What do you call a bar run by Gungans?
Jar Jar Drinks.
what type of flour do orphans use to bake with...? SELF RAISING FLOUR!
What do you call a flying octopus?
An octocopter! 🚁
A boy went to a costume party with a girl on his back. Someone asked him what he was supposed to be. He answered, "A turtle."
"Then why do you have a girl on your back?" the guy asked again.
The boy answered, "It's Michelle."
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Sally.
Sally who?
You're going to bed right now.
What do you call a person with no eyebrows?
Ms. Burgos.
Do you know who invented paper?
Cai Lun!
“RIP” Cai Lun.
What do you call a baby in the shower? A baby in the shower
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
CURRY in a hurry.
how do you circumcise a hillbilly? you kick his sister in the jaw
Do you think the ocean is salty because the beach never waves back?
What do the mafia and pussies have in common?
One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit.
Why do ghosts love elevators? They lift their spirits!
Why do lawyers use Viagra? To grow taller.
How do blondes play real-life Jenga?
By stacking humans.
What do you call a group of emos?
Suicide Squad.
What do you call your brother in Alabama? Daddy.
I finally got my wife to shut up.
Who knew all I had to do was bury her alive all these years, ha! Try telling me to get my feet off the couch now, Karen!
How do you spot an English man in Quebec?
A square head.
What do you call an orphan? Batman.
