DoS jokes
Jack and Jill went up the hill to do it in the water. Jack slipped, his condom ripped, and now they have a daughter.
What do you call a black person swimming?
Cursed Minecraft image.
My boy is so distracted and the kids are doing great. I will be make $500000.
What do you call Stephen Hawking on fire?
Hot wheels.
Society: :-)
I: :')
Society: you're doing it WRONG. It's :-) not :')
I: :'D
What side of the sidewalk do crazy people walk on? The psych-o-path.
What do you call fake noodles?
Impasta!
What do you call a Mexican that has lost his car?
Carlos!
What do you call cheese that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What do you call a short person that goes to school?
A Sammie.
What do bees do when they get married?
They go on a honeymoon.
How much do the bones in your body weigh?
A skele-ton!
You might find this joke a rib-tickler, but I sure do.
What do you call a stick with a string on the end of it?
A fishing pole.
What do you call an arrow pointing the wrong way?
A Disap point ment.
I want to do Uranus. (tounge emoji) (wet emoji)
What do you call Mary Berry when she’s on holiday?
A Cake By The Ocean.
Dad: "I'm giving all your toys to the orphanage."
Kid: "Why are you doing that?"
Dad: "So you won't get bored there."
Q. Why do Skeletons work hard?
A. 'Cause they want the BONEus.
What do you call a magician that makes beer? Brew-dini?