Is it bad to hit an orphan?
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Well... I mean, they could go to church and try to gather that someone hit them.
A man was taking a young child into the woods. the young child said, "mister it's getting dark and I'm scared." the man replied with "how do you think I feel." "I have to go back alone."
What do you call a dog with 2 legs? It doesn’t matter, it won’t come anyways
What do you call a pool full of handicapped people
Vegetable soup
What do you get when you mix up a group of emos?
Suicide squad.
What do you call a laughing motorcycle?
A Yamahahahaha!
Why do orphans go to church?
Cause its the only place were they get to call him father
My friend wasn't laughing at my jokes, so I said, "Is your funny bone broken?" But he got mad, and then I said, "Do you have a bone to pick with me?" He tried to insult me, but I said, "Call me what you want, I got thick skin," and this story was down to the bone.
What does a butt do when it is angry?
Butt crack!
Where do you think all the orphans went?
In the World Trade Center, I trapped them in so they can finally get to their parents.
What do you call a Cow that sleeps?
A bull dozer! 🐄💤
What do you say to a clock?
"What time is it?"
Me and my mom order chinese food. So when it came my mom grab the egg roll and started to sucked it down, then I ask my mom what are you doing. Then my mom say I love you for 5 dollar.
What do you call a dog with no tail?
A tail-less dog.
Do you know a funny bus driver? I do.
What songs do people with no arms listen to?
None, 'cause they can’t press play.
How do you sex?
With penis!
Jajajajja funny joke epic laugh. I have been detained, please help!
If you are ever mad, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
tree how do you get and emo out of a tree you cut the rope
Do you want to know how to make a Smurf? CHOKE A MIDGET!
