Do you know what I found in my letter soup?
A space.
What do butts say?
"Help me, I'm getting wiped clean!"
If you ever get bored, just punch an orphan. I mean, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a cow with stuff growing on it? Moscow.
What do you call a train that carries glue?
A glue-glue train!
What do you call a short cow in tall grass? Udderly tickled :)
1st person: What do you call a blind pianist?
2nd person: What?
1st person: A pianist.
Why do pedophiles go to a nursery?
Early access.
one day i was working at the bank, doing my job then suddenly a woman asked me to check her balance, so i pushed her over, then i told her that her balance is un-balanced
What do Will from "Stranger Things" and the Fresh Prince of Bel-Air have in common? They're both named Will, and their lives both got flipped, turned upside down.
What do you call a pig in a farm - a pig in a farm
Punch an orphan in the face what they gonna do? Tell there parents
What do you call a chair that smokes weed?
A high chair.
What do you call a ghost's fart?
A spirit bomb.
What do you call a cringey Indian man? A Cringian.
Sorry, the joke is bad :(
Why do elephants paint their toes red, blue, green, orange, brown, and yellow?
So they can hide in a bag of M&Ms.
Why do women have periods?
Because they deserve them, haha!
How do you help a constipated person?
You scare the shit out of them!
How do you catch a polar bear?
Cut a hole in the ice, put peas around it, when the polar bear goes to take a pea, you kick him in the ice hole.
What's a good way to masturbate?
Get somebody to do it for you.
