DoS jokes
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.