Q: What do you call a funny midget A:Kevin
How do you get a depressed person out of a tree?
You cut the rope...
Son: Hey Dad, can I play Fortnite?
Dad: I don't know, do you want a girlfriend?
What do you call an orphan with no legs in an adoption center?
Answer: Who cares?
How do you drown a Blonde? You put a scratch and sniff sticker in a pool.
What do you call a flying sheep?
A muttonbird.
What do you call a sheep with wings?
Why do blondes wear tight skirts?
To keep their legs closed.
How do you call Doom guy that drinks Monster Zero? Boom guy!
what do you call a cow that has stuff growing on it? Mosscow
Do you want to know why I hired a protractor to tutor my nephew in IIROC? Because he has degrees. 180 of them. So he's smar[t].
Do you want to hear three jokes?
Joke Joke Joke
My mom show me that she could deep throat a banana. I ask my mom how you know how to do that. My mom said I practice on your new step father.
My mom showed me that she could deep throat a banana. I asked how you know how to do that. My mom said, "I practice on your stepfather."
how do ducks fart out there butt quack
I'm doing something Stephen Hawking can't do... pressing "I'm not a robot."
What do you get from a dwarf cow?
Condensed milk.
What do big fat male cows have?
Moobs.
How do u count cows with a cowculater
Q: Do you know why people don't like abortion jokes?
A: Because they leave people with a feeling of emptiness inside.
