DoS jokes
Why do many New Yorkers like watching Spider-Man?
Because he’s always on the webcast.
What kind of family pictures do orphans take?
Selfies!!
Why do Indians gamble so much? They are hoping to one day reclaim their land.
How do you know Thor has your back?
He's an Asgardian (ass guardian).
How do Asians name their babies?
They throw pots and pans around.
"Ching, Chang, Clang!"
What do you call an Asian that steals cars? Tommy toke a motor.
What do depressed people and Apple's have in common?
They both hang from trees.
What is the difference between the human rights act and the rights of the earth?
Human and the earth earth is a good earth 🌎 was that what time do for dinner 🍽 night night love 💗 night night fun day and dinner 🍴 night night fun day home 🏡 night is it a great 👍 home 🏡 was the day I love 💕
What is a good night's sleep and what do I have for you?
Walk home from home and walk walk home and get a good night and night sleep good day today and walk home and walk walk home and take care and walk walk home 🏠 was good fun night night I had dinner 🍽 night night love 💗
What do you call a bee’s love?
Honey.
What do you call a dog that tells time?
A watchdog.
What do you call a baby potato?
Small fry!
How do I feed the baby with my pants on?
What do you call a cow 🐮 in an earthquake?
A milkshake.
How do you eat a cake?
With a fork!
What do you say when you wake up to the police trying to arrest you?
“C'mon, did ya really think I’d resist arrest?”
Why can’t orphans play baseball??
Because they can’t find their way to home plate.
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do? You can do dinner. Was that it?
Why do orphans not play sport?
Because they need parents' permission.
I did a walk today and had dinner 🍴 night time to do you a good dinner 🍴 night and dinner 🍴 night. I love 💕 was the chicken 🍗 I had to go get dinner 🍴 night night dinner 🍴 night time to be good to get a night sleep 💤 night night fun day tomorrow.