DoS jokes
A man walks into a library.
Man: "Hello ma'am, do you know where I can find a book on suicide?"
Librarian: "Do you know about our return policy?"
Suicidal Man: ...
Librarian: ...
The Woman checking out a book: "WHAT THE FUCK?"
Why do orphans have to be homeschooled?
Because they can't be home schooled.
Yo mama so fat that when Thanos tried to snap her out of the world, he couldn't do it, so instead, he clapped her out of the world.
F1, F2, F3, do you know what’s after F3?
- F4, F U, then last F U Q.
Do you know your E?
You're E tarded.
What do you call a person who's got their wisdom tooth removed too late?
Dumb.
What do you call a scared octopus?
A octopussy.
Where do astronaut cows go to get milk?
The Milky Way!
What do you call an orphan's family reunion? "Me time."
How do you get a depressed girl to suck your dick?
Pour bleach on it.
What do you call a rabbit who is really cool?
Have you heard about the new cereal?
It's called "Prostituties."
They don't snap, crackle, or pop, but they sure do bang!
What do you get when a cow doesn't give any more milk?
A milk dud 😂
I find it best to screw people with memory loss. I mean, what's my grandma gonna do? Describe me to the cops?
What kind of coffee do they serve at funerals?
Burial grounds.
What do you call Stephen Hawking's toes on fire?
Hot Wheels.
If you're ever bored, hit an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
What do you call a pig that does karate?
PORK-CHOP
Why do athletes cool down fast? Because they have fans.
Wash your hands.
Why do my kids die?
Stinky Oussy :D