DoS jokes
What is a good time for dinner, and what do I do for you? And dinner, dinner, and what, yyyuyy dinner? 🍴 Night time.
How do you make an elephant float?
One elephant, two scoops of ice cream, and a lot of root beer!
What do you call a mushroom 🍄 with many friends?
A fungi.
What do you get when you put a clown, a peodophile, a gay wet person?
Answer: YOUR DAD
What do Monica and Bill Clinton have in common? They both did not inhale. Lol.
What song do orphans hate the most? "We are family."
What do mermaids wash their fins with?
Tide.
Why can't orphans do homework? They don't have a home to do it at.
What do you call a cow that just gave birth?
Decalffeinated.
What do Michael Jackson and an Xbox have in common? Firstly, they both went from black to white, and secondly, they both get turned on by kids.
What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.
What kind of sex do priests love?.
Nun.
If you're ever down one day, just go to the orphanage and bully an orphan because what is he going to do about it? He has no parents.
Employer: Can you perform under pressure?
Me: No, but I do a pretty good "Bohemian Rhapsody."
What do lemons 🍋 wear in the rain?
Yellow jackets.
If you're mad, hire an orphan, what are they gonna do, tell their parents? 🤣🤣
Orphan: I want to kill my parents.
Random kid: I don’t think you have the facilities to do that, big man.
*The doctor asking why I've broken 19 bones in the past week*
*My abusive mum- Go on, tell him!*
Well what am I gonna do now...
Why do orphans enjoy orgasms?
What do Cavemen poop in?
A Neander stall.