DoS jokes
What do you call an egg murder?
An eggs-terminator!
What did the bus driver say to the nut 🥜?
"Where do you live?"
What do women and moldy bread have in common?
A yeast infection.
Why do people think that monsters are scary? Cuz they are so stupid.
What do you call a dog that can fly? A magic dog!
What do they use in communion when they run out of bread?
Doughnuts, because they're holy.
Why do men say funny things? Just to be silly!
Why do horses eat with their mouth open?
Because they have bad stable manners.
Q: Do you know the quadratic formula?
A: Duhhh!
Comment: Then solve it!
Formula: -b ± √(b2 - 4ac) / 2a
Q. What do you call a goose that thinks he's a goat?
A. A Billy Goose.
Why are Communists considered the left?
Because they can’t do anything right.
What do you call an airplane that doesn’t fly?
A plane wingless.
"Hi, honey, how do you want buns?"
Hey, What do you want? We broke up like 5 days ago, leave me alone. Ok, first wanna do some things? What kind of things? Illegal things. Like what? Knock you off and hide your body. 🤡🤡🗡
I don't get why people don't like my abortion jokes. Do they have a stick up their ass? Wait, that's the other hole.
Last night I burned down an orphanage.
There was one survivor who said I would regret it. I said, "What are you gonna do, tell your parents?"
Where do you find the best comedians?
In the funny farm!
What do crows get after they buy a phone?
A cawing card.
What do you call a kid with cancer walking through the airport?
•Terminal
What do you call a cat 🐈 that is glued down? A big cluck.