DoS jokes
Why do orphans eat cereal with water? Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
Why do orphans play GTA5 so much?
So they could be wanted.
Q: What do you call America in a year? A: A wasteland.
I got an orphan an iPhone 6. I told him to press the home button. He has been doing it all day.
Ok, I put one penny down. Do you smell anything?
1 scent.
I put two pennies down. Do you see any fruit?
2 pears.
I put three pennies down. Do you see any law enforcement?
3 coppers.
I put four pennies down. Do you see any cars?
4 Lincolns.
I put five pennies down. Do you see any pussies?
NOT FOR 5 CENTS YOU DONT!
What do you call a bunch of microcephalics in a swimming pool?
Vegetable soup.
Why do people in a wheelchair make bad jokes? Because they are bad at stand-up.
Me: What do you call 4 depressed kids?
My friend: What?
Me: The Suicide Squad.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
Suicide squad.
What do you call your angry French aunt?
A crossaunt.
How do bees get to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do elves study in school?
The elf-abet.
What does an orphan do on school parents' day? Nothing.
Why do potatoes make good detectives?
Because they keep their eyes peeled!
What do I call a white person with 15 black kids?
Coach.
The only people who do yo mama jokes wish they had a mom.
Why do cows have bells?
Because their horns don’t work. 😂😂
What does a nosy pepper do?
Gets jalapeño business.
I met this girl at a bar and started doing her from behind. Everything was great until she turned and said, "My turn!"
What do you get when a dinosaur farts?
A blast from the past!