DoS jokes
How do mountains get big?
They go trick-or-treating.
Why do dwarfs laugh when they run?
The grass tickles their balls.
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
What do you call a pig who does karate?
Pork chop!
Where do ducks poop out of?
From their buttquack.
How do you get a blonde to drown? You tell them the bottom of the pool smells weird.
How do you make an apple turnover?
You push it down a hill.
Q: How do you catch a squirrel?
A: Act like a nut.
(Psst! Heard this joke before? Sorry! That's the only nut-and-squirrel joke I know.)
What do you call people who jump into the Hoover Dam?
Dam fools.
What do you call a group of depressed kids?
A suicide squad.
Q: Why does an orphan do badly at Baseball?
A: Because they can't find home.
How do mountains see? They peek.
How do you fit a baby in a glass?
A blender.
How do you get it out?
Explosives!
What do you call one baby in ten trashcans?
Chopped Junior!
Why do goalkeepers have so much money in the bank?
Because they are really good at saving.
What do you call a lost Indian woman? Ms. Singh.
Why do orphans like going to church?
Because they actually get to say "father" for once.
Me: Mom, would you get mad at me for something I didn't do?
Mom: No.
Me: Ok, good. I didn't do my homework.
Me: If a skinny person goes skinny dipping, then what do fat people do?
My friend: Chunky dunks.
You know what you could use? An orphan as a punching bag.
What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?