DoS jokes
Person A: What do you call the dangly bit of an octopus?
Person B: Tentacles?
Person A: Ok *tickles person B ten times*
What time do Chinese people go to the dentist?
Tooth hurty (2:30).
Wife: Honey! Do you like tea?
Husband: No, I like after "T"!
It means: the letter "U": you!
What did they do with Michael Jackson when he died?
They melted him down and turned him into Lego, so kids could play with him for once.
Why do people watch hentai?
Because they are as fake as pornstars are.
Q. What type of flour do orphans get?
A. Self-raising flour.
Why do orphans hate cricket?
Because they can't get a "homerun."
I bullied a handicap today.
What is he gonna do? Stand up for himself?
What do you call a 3 humped camel?
Answer: a prostitute from New York. 😂😭💀
Why do orphans only have 363 days of the year? They don't have Mother's or Father's Day.
Why were 6 scared of 7? Because 7 8 9. Then why was 10 afraid? Because it was between 9/11.
What do you think was going through the heads of the 9/11 victims on floor 43? Floor 44 💀💀
What do you cross with a cow and a tiger? (mooigter)
Do you know why you never mess with an orphan?
Because they’ve got guardians!
What do you call 2 octopuses that look the same? Identical!
Where does an octopus put its money? In an octo-purse!
Why do orphans play GTA? So they can be wanted.
What do you call a cow that's on the ground? Ground beef.
What's the grossest mission NASA could do?
Probing Uranus.
What do you call an octopus with eight legs? An octo-pussy!
What do you call an act of “funny” discipline? A PUN-ishment!
What do you say to a woman with two black eyes?
Nothing, you ain't already told her twice.