A blind woman told her husband someone is coming. He asks how do you know, you can't see. She replies, "I can taste it."
Does anyone still look at this? If you do, tell me if I should make more jokes :)
What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?
Lickalottapuss.
What do you call a group of Emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
What jumps and never let's go?
An Emo kid.
I bet all Emos want to be like their biggest influencers some day.
Dead.
Why do Emos want to be the "Scene" these days?
The only thing I've "Scene" from them is their suicide rate climbing, it's starting to climb quicker than they did to get to the top of whatever they jumped off.
What do you call an orphan's family picture? A self-portrait.
If you want to SH but not in the sell farm way, come ooon.. do you even know what does that means?..
How do you get 50 hungry kids into a box? You put a can of beans in there.
How do you get 50 hungry kids out of a box? You run past with a can opener.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
You tell them to clap till their parents come home.
Why do orphans watch "The Nightmare Before Christmas"?
Answer: Oogie Boogie is ugly, so they want to be ugly.
Why do orphans live in an orphanage?
Answer: Because they are wanted there.
"You have to do this," and my sister said, "Well, I don't care."
And I said, "Well, you care enough to respond back, oh my gosh!"
Therapist: What do you want to do when you grow up?
Me: Oh, I wan-
Therapist: Don’t say to be dead.
Me: Well, I want to be an entrepreneur. I want to sell land, pencils, oh yeah. I also want to sell farm.
What do you call a blank piece of paper?
Women's rights.
A pecan is motivated because pe-can do anything.
Do you like my a-corn-y jokes?
You pecan do it!
How do you catch an elephant?
Act like a peanut.
What do you call super expensive shoes?
Cashews.
What do you call an angry nut with a mustache?
A pistachio.
What did the mama nut say to her son?
“If I ever cashew doing that, I walnut be happy.”
