What do you call an epileptic kid eating fruits?
A blender.
How many retards does it take to change a lightbulb? None! They are still too busy trying to turn off the dark.
Click...uh Click..........,.UH!!
Confucius say, never try win head-butting contest with mongoloid: you’ll lose every time and only hurt yourself.
(mono gloid? mong a’ loid squeals)
Did you hear the one about the dog raised by retards?
All he’d do is go “Uh-f, uh-f....Ooohhhh!”
A guy is at his locker, and a girl comes and says, "Hey, I love you."
He says, "Okay, cool." She then replies and says, "Well, what do you think about our love?" He says, "Count the stars."
Then she says, "Oh, infinity!" and he replies with, "Nope, it's just a waste of time."
What pictures do orphans take? Selfies.
What do you call a Downey with glasses?
No, me neither.
Why do orphans like getting kidnapped? Because someone actually wants them. 🤣
Do you know how to make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell them to clap until their parents come home.
Why do farts smell?
So deaf people can enjoy them as well.
What did the bird do when he ate the expired worm?
He flew up!
Hey guys! Ello here with an update!
I know I haven't been doing a lot of jokes lately, so I will make sure to do that, but I have something to say! I am going to Disneyland today!! So here is the plan. Today we are going to leave around 2 and go to Downtown Disney for dinner and check into our hotel and stuff like that. Then we are going to wake up bright and early tomorrow and go to Disneyland and stay 'til midnight, and then on Monday we are going to California Adventure! I am missing school on Monday! I'm so excited! And don't worry, I will make sure to tell you guys all about it when we get back. Love y'all!
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Tell 'em to clap until their parents come home.
How do you make an orphan's hands bleed?
Make it clap until its parents come home.
What do you call an epileptic kid on cocaine?
An earthquake.
What do you get when you mix a redneck and spicy food?
The worst shits you'll ever see!
What do you call Aston?
Asston.
Q: What do you call a gay cowboy?
A: A jolly rancher.
What do dentists call their x-rays?
Tooth picks.
Why do orphans like to be gay?
So they can call someone "daddy."
Why do orphans always have an iPhone X or above?
So they don’t have a home button. 🤙🏼
Q: Why do orphans hate Fast and Furious movies?
A: Because they say "family" too often.
