DoS jokes
What kind of punch do little kids give to other little kids? The Sandy Hook.
How do necrophiles get consent? A ouija board.
What do you call a girl above age 16 who says she is a virgin? A liar.
Hello, This is Jimmy from Jimmy's Pizzeria and Abortion Clinic! Your next loss is our next sauce! How many pizzas do you need?
What do you call a duck that can fix anything? Duck tape.
Do you know pigeons die when they have sex?
I mean, the one I fucked died.
I didn't mean to call an Afghanistan hotline. I told them I was depressed, then they asked if I know how to drive a truck. I don't know how that has anything to do with it!
Why do orphans play Sims?
Because they can make themselves a family.
Why do orphans get in trouble at school?
Because the school doesn't have any parents to report to.
If WW3 starts, I do, in fact, belong in the kitchen.
What game do Emos play?
Fruit Ninja.
(Sorryyyyy Lmaoooo)
The police: Pull over!
The kid: Do you know who my dad is?
The police: What, your mom did not tell you?
Why can an orphan not have homework? They do not have a home.
If someone who speaks two languages is bilingual, and someone who speaks many languages is multilingual, then what do you call someone who speaks one language?
An American.
I decided that I'll end it all, but when I drove off, I remembered I forgot to do the dishes.
Why do Asians abandon their children?
They're bad at math.
Me, an orphan: *laughing at orphan jokes*
Some person: Stop laughing, it's sad to laugh at your pain.
Me, an orphan: That's the funny part, what am I going to do, tell my parents?
How come orphans know how to do laundry?
Cause that's usually the mom's job.
Do you play Sea of Thieves? See if these balls fit in your mouth, gotteeeem!
What do you call an orphan family photo?
A selfie.