What kind of fish do people eat?
Deep-fried fish.
DoS Jokes
How do cookies 🍪 give three cheers?
Chip, chip, hooray!
What do you call someone smart and dead?
Stephen Hawking...
When a deaf person has sex, do they use one hand to moan?
What do you call a Terrorist in a wheel chair?
RCXD in bound
What do ya call an emo that's hung himself? Hangman.
Q: What do you call an emo business? A: A cutting board.
What do you call a lying Mexican?
Pinocchico.
What do a jack-o-lantern and an emo have in common?
They can both carve a new emotion.
Am I doing my work? Because typing this took lots of work.
What do you call a guy in a wheelchair smoking weed?
A baked potato.
Why do orphans play GTA?
Because they like to feel wanted!
What do frogs eat?
French fries!
What do you call a flat-chested emo?
A cutting board.
What do grapes 🍇 love most about family?
Raisin kids!
What do you call a female octopus? An octopussy.
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell-brate, but they eat all the cake for themselves because they’re shellfish!
The teacher asked the class what they wanted to be when they grew up.
Johnny said when he grows up he's going to be a motherfucking hustler. He's going to have a wife and live in a big house in the country with maids and butlers and drive a Rolls-Royce, and he's also going to have an apartment in the city where his side bitch is going to live. He's going to buy her expensive jewelry, whatever she wants: cars, diamonds, clothes, shoes.
The teacher didn't know what to say, so she calls on Sally. "What do you want to be when you grow up?"
Sally said, "I want to be Johnny's bitch."
What do clams do on their birthday? They shell a brat.
"Do you know the Annoying Orange?"
"Yeah, they elected him before Biden!"
