DoS jokes
Do you know why orphans can't get married? Because they will never get their parents' blessing.
What do orphans in Batman have in common? They'll never see their parents again.
Do you know what is good about being an orphan?
Every candy bar is family sized.
1st daughter: Dad, I'm lesbian!
Dad: Oh, OK!
2nd daughter: I'm also lesbian.
Dad: WTF, does any 1 in this family love dicks?!?
Son: I do...
What do you call a bank robbery with MrBeast?
A donation team.
What mental disorder do all Mexicans have?
Borderline Personality Disorder.
What do you call a flat emo girl?
A cutting board.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a buzzzzzzzzzzz.
How do bees go to school?
They go on a school buzz.
What do you call a flat-chested depressed person?
A cutting board.
Why do orphans never get 5 stars in GTA 5? Because they are not wanted!
Little William punched Little Johnny in the face. Then Little Johnny says, "If you do that again, I'm gonna turn your fucking nuts into coconut juice."
What do you say when a cat says "me moaw"?
The cat says "me toooo!"
What do you call mouse sneakers? Squeakers!
What do you call a blind kid with an eye patch and no arms?
Names.
What do you call an emo that likes pizza? A pizza cutter.
What do you call a mouse with sneakers?
Squeakers!
What do you call a cow with two legs?
Answer: Your mom.
What do you call a caterpillar that's sad?
A sad caterpillar.
What do you call an orphan's family region?
Me time.