Why do orphans make the best girlfriends?
Because they don't need permission from their parents.
DoS Jokes
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
Do emos get jealous when their phone dies?
There were 3 blonde scientists...wait that’s not the joke. The first one said “we are going to pilot the first unmanned spacecraft to land on the sun.”
The second one said “but we can’t do that - if we get within 5 feet of the sun we’ll freeze to death!”
The third blonde says “so we go at night.”
How do you stop a school shooter from killing you?
Tell him you don’t believe in dog.
How do lions 🦁 like their steak?
"Roar!"
What do robots 🤖 shave with?
Laser blades!
Why do orphans not like laptops?...
They don't have a homepage.
What do penguins wear on their heads?
Snow caps!
What do you call the whole population turning into emos?
The Great Depression.
Why do orphans hate the internet?
Because on the internet, people have families.
Do you know why dead baby jokes are always funny?
They never get old.
What do you call a committee of emo kids?
A cutting board!
What do emos use as birth control?
Their personalities!
What do you need an apple because you got an "izzy?"
What do you call a German lesbian?
A Kraut Muncher.
An Asian walks into a bar and asks the bartender, "Do you, too, sing 'One Long Toy Cow'?"
The bartender says to the Asian, "Sorry, I don't speak Chinese."
Why do orphans play GTA so much?
Because they can be wanted for once.
How do you get an orphan to go to sleep?
Tell them their parents are waiting when they wake up.
If an old person tells you what to do just say, "At least my parents are alive!"
