DoS jokes
A homeless kid walked up to another kid and said, "I have what you don't." He said, "(Parents)."
And the kid said, "Your right, I do have parents," and walked away.
What do you call a bird with no feet? A fly.
Why do candles like birthdays?
Because they can get lit!
How do you call an autistic kid with a pistol?
Special forces.
What do an ice cream cone and a Ukrainian orphanage have in common?
Children scream when they melt.
How do baseballs communicate?
They touch base!
I asked an emo, "Do they get jealous when their phone dies?"
Why do orphans dip their Oreos in milk?
Because their dad never came back with the milk.
What do you call a gay drive up?
A fruit roll-up.
Do you know what dogs and orphans don't have in common?
Dogs get loved.
What do you call depressed coffee?
Despresso ;)
What do you call an animal flouting?
Super bird!
What do you call a running chicken?
Scared.
What do you call a fish without eyes?
A fsh.
What do the twin towers and genders have in common? They used to be two, but now they're a sensitive subject.
Do you like CDs?
There's this really cool one called "C Deez Nuts."
I was at a farm in France called ‘Uber eats Farmer league’, then I saw a strange creature called ‘Pessi’. He only appears against farmers.
He ran towards to me, I didn’t know what I should do so I decided to shout “Big games! Big games!“ Pessi scurried away.
how do u make a emo kid jump? a bridge.
What do you call an orphan’s picture?
A family photo.
How do you make an orphan clap until his hands bleed?
Tell him to clap until his parents come home.