DoS jokes
Why do orphans hate baseball so much?
Because they can't run home.
What do you call an emo kid standing outside the mall?
Anything, he'll cry no matter what you say.
Why do orphans play with other kids on a playground?
So they will sneak into their parents' car to be a brother or sister.
What do you call a flat-chested emo girl?
A cutting board.
What were the candles doing at a birthday party?
Getting lit.
What do you get when you cross a priest with a toilet?
Holy shit.
I would roast you, but the mirrors do when you look at them.
Why do orphans hate school?
No field trips. Parent signature_____________.
Why do orphans hate Fridays?
Family movie night.
Why do orphans want to be dogs?
Because they want their own bed and food.
Yo mama's hairline is so god damn far back even Joe Biden wouldn't sniff it.
Me, Joe Biden: What do you mean *snifff*
Russia and Ukraine are running a marathon. Who do you think won? Russia did. Russia gave Ukraine a migraine.
Devil: Hey angel.
Angel: Hi devil, why are you nice?
Devil: What do angels add to their food to make it a little more spicy?
Angel: What?
Devil: Angelpinos!
Do you know what the "W" in Africa stands for? Water!
Kid sees their grandma taking pills and asks...
"Grandma, why do you need to take all those pills?"
"Well, Grandma needs to take the green medicine for her headaches, but the green pills give her diarrhea. So grandma needs to take the yellow pills for diarrhea, but those pills always make grandma very depressed. Because of her depression, grandma needs to take the black pills, but those always give her high blood pressure. To cure the high blood pressure, grandma has to take the red pills, but those make her always very horny. That's why grandpa has to take the blue pills."
Me: Why do you need to use shampoo when you are already bald? 🤣
How do you make an orphan cry? Ask to go over to his house if his parents are OK with it.
What do you call a cow with no legs?
(Answer) Ground beef.
Sorry for a bad joke.
Why do gay people get bad grades?
Because they don't get straight A's.
What type of work can orphans do? Homework.