New DoS Jokes - Page 172 - Worst Jokes Ever

How do emo bands prepare for their shows?

They self-harmonize.

Why do we tell actors to "break a leg"?

Because every play has a cast! Get it? Lol.

What do you call a kid that's in the fire? Hot Wheels.

What do Michael Jackson and a Playstation have in common? They both get turned on by kids.

I know the voices in my head aren't real, but man, do they have some good ideas.

What do Jesus and I have in common?

No one knows my real bday either.

Why do dwarfs hate fast food restaurants? Cause most of them have medium and large.

What do you call 2 Indians on a dating website? Connect the dots.

What do u call a person called zaid? Zait and za3tar. lol

Why do orphans hate Ted Bundy? Cause he's the most wanted.

Sonic says if you're bored, go punch an orphan. I mean, what are they going to do, tell their parents?

I was on a website doing homework, and there was this funny a** commercial banner saying: "Eat a bag of Dick's!" It was the funniest sh*t ever!

How do emo kids complement each other?

They say, "I like ya cuts g."

What do orphans, parents, and trees have in common? They leafed.

What do people get for Christmas when they behave badly? They get coal. Why coal, you're probably saying, because the true meaning is cucks of all kinds.

If you kick an orphan, what are they gonna do? Tell their parents on you?

What do you call it when an orphan takes a selfie?

A family portrait.

Little Johnny runs up to his mother and says, “Mommy, mommy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, Daddy came in with the lady next door, and they started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off Daddy’s clothes, and Daddy took off the clothes from the lady next door, and they both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of Daddy and started...”.

The mother cuts him off and says, “Just stop right there. You wait until your daddy comes home so you can tell him everything you just told me.” A couple hours later, the father arrives and walks through the door to find his wife and child with bags packed. She walks up to him and slaps across the face, shouting, “I’m leaving you... Go ahead, Johnny, tell him what you told me earlier.” Johnny steps forward to tell his daddy. “Daddy, the other day I was playing with my ball upstairs, and my ball got away and into your closet. When I went to get it, you came in with the lady next door, and you both started hugging and kissing. The lady next door took off your clothes, and you took off the clothes from the lady next door, and you both got into your bed. The lady next door got on top of you and started doing the same thing Mom did with Uncle Joe last summer.”